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      <pubDate>Fri, 20 Aug 2010 21:59:00 -0400</pubDate>
      
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        <title><![CDATA[Work, work, work]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I've been traveling so much for either work or personal business that I'm getting close to MVP status. I can't wait until I get to stand in that 'other line' <br />
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I just returned from San Jose for a brief trip to visit one of my clients. I'll be going to Utah next month to visit a call center and then back in San Jose in November. I'll be going to Portland sometime between now and mid-September for a project from another client that I'm starting next week. <br />
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Last week, I finished a French version of one of my modules (oooh- la la!), so now I can say I'm international!<br />
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Additionally, I learned this week that one of my vendors sold two of my 'off the shelf' training modules, with another one pending. He's giving a seminar next week to discuss how important front-line training is and he's featuring my product and is asking for another line of product from me. I'm on it, dude! Another Information Security company found my company information on a forum I joined a couple of weeks ago and is asking about selling my product as well. <br />
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This self-employed stuff sure was a good idea!<br />
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I've learned recently that I might have an opportunity for another contract with a company out of San Francisco. That means another opportunity to work at home in my monkey slippers and visit cool places. What the WHAT? It wasn't even two years ago when I was worried about getting another job after being laid off. <br />
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I think the most rewarding part is that I truly feel appreciated by my customers. One of them said, "you're the best. I bet you get tired of hearing that", to which I replied, "I do get tired of hearing that, which is why I now require being told in different languages." Another one of my clients heard that story so she wrote to me today, "Thanks Lori!! you're the best! Since you need to hear it in a different language (aap bohat aache ho - in Hindi)"<br />
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I think I like the idea of requiring compliments in different languages. I might make it part of my Statement of Work (the contract between me and the folks hiring my services.) <br />
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On the downside, I had to purchase a new training program for just over $1,000.00- but it's something I've needed to take my training to the next level. Now I have it and I'll get to use it on the Portland customer, which will be fun. <br />
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Oh, did I mention that the <a href="http://www.napw.com" title="National Association of Professional Women ">National Association of Professional Women </a>has named me Business Woman of the Year for the state of Washington? Yep. If you want to see, go to their site and put *my name in the search box. Once it pulls up my picture, click on it and you'll see the little ribbon showing my award. I get a plaque for my wall, even! <br />
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I guess this post is just a bunch of sentences reiterating how glad I am that I was brave enough to start my own company. I'm also thankful for the people (and you know who you are) who nudged me in that direction. <br />
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*if you don't know my full name, you'll just have to imagine it!  <img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/smileys/rasberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rasberry" style="border:0;" /> ]]></description>
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        <title><![CDATA[The mute button? Use it, Lori!]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[The only appointment available with my cardiologist was last Thursday, a day that I'm normally scheduled to work for "Big Fish". Turns out that there was a 2 hour conference call that started an hour prior to my appointment, so I decided that I could easily call in and continue listening while on the road to the cardiologist and listen in the waiting room since my cardiologist usually runs about 45 minutes late. Kill two birds with one stone. (that's a horrible term.. I'll have to find something different.)<br />
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I had my cell phone on speaker phone on the road, with the mute on. Once I got to the parking lot, I took the phone off speaker and plugged in the headphones. What I didn't realize is that when you do that, you're automatically taken off mute. <br />
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How did I know this? I was at the reception desk announcing MY NAME, WHY I WAS THERE, and answering questions. It was then that I heard the speaker in the conference ask me to put my phone on mute. I think the only thing that could have made it even more embarrassing is if I was on the scale, with the nurse announcing how much I weigh before I muted the phone. <br />
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I'd say that this was a huge 'my bad', considering that there were dozens of people in the conference room and on the phone. <br />
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        <pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 21:37:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[Being defeated is often only a temporary condition. Giving up is what makes it permanent.<br />
~Marilyn vos Savant<br />
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I haven't written in a while, I know. I think it's because I haven't slowed down enough to even think, let alone write. <br />
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<img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/uploads/bop.jpg" border="0" alt="image" name="image" vspace="0" hspace="5" border="0" align="left"width="300" height="300" />I chose this quote because it's a true reflection of my core personality. I've felt defeated many times, but I never EVER give up. Sometimes I think of myself as one of those kids bop bags because I can get punched down, but I always pop back up, though sometimes it takes a while. <br />
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I was bopped a good one on Thursday at the cardiologist's office. He had to take me off of the drug that has 100% stopped the fainting and near-fainting episodes because my blood pressure was so high that I was in danger of a stroke. <br />
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A week prior I was in the ER, because I was having stroke symptoms (left side of my face droopy, slurring my words, confused, etc.) and my blood pressure was soaring. I was diagnosed with a <a href="https://health.google.com/health/ref/Transient+ischemic+attack" title="transient ischemic attack">transient ischemic attack.</a> Thankfully, the symptoms subsided after about five hours and they sent me home. <br />
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The next day, the cardiologist's office called me and set up an appointment with my cardiologist. They told me to cut the medication in half and told me to take my BP twice a day until my appointment. <br />
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Normally, my BP is 100-110/60-70. My BP remained over 145/80 (sometimes clear up to just under 160) and I had a horrible headache for a week. But I didn't faint! <br />
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The cardiologist said that there was nothing else they could give me for the fainting that wouldn't do the same thing to my blood pressure, and took me completely off the medication. He said he didn't want to be the one responsible for giving me a stroke or heart attack. I guess I don't blame him. <br />
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The first day off the drugs, I started to pass out twice. I wanted to cry, I really did. OK- truthfully, I did have a bit of a pity party this morning, but I'm mostly over it. <br />
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He gave me a prescription for compression tights (from toes to waist as soon as I'm out of bed) and wants me to keep drinking electrolytes, eating lots of salt and drinking lots of caffeine. <br />
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Oh, and raise the head of my bed. He told me to do that the last time I was there and I haven't done that yet. He scolded me like a child, "Lori, you KNOW we talked about this last time you were here". I felt really stupid. <br />
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The cardiologist told me that I'm one of those people that "lightening hits more than once, apparently". I've thought the same thing myself, but I refuse to roll over and play dead. <br />
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...I may lie down and take a nap though.  <img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/smileys/rasberry.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="rasberry" style="border:0;" /> ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Sat, 07 Aug 2010 19:25:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[The end of the beginning, but not the beginning to an end..]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Waxing poetic today, me thinks.<br />
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My grandmother has passed away. I knew it was going to happen sooner, rather than later based on what I saw when I went down for her 97th birthday in February. I knew then that it would be the last time I'd see her. <br />
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It's been an amazing <a href="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/index.php/weblog/roots/" title="five years.">five years.</a> I could go down the "I feel cheated" road, but as I stand back and look at things, I know for certain that everything happened exactly as it should have. I'd never trade one life (the one I would have had if I'd grown up knowing my biological father) for the other (the one I had growing up with my dad.) I'm sad I missed out on all of the years knowing my grandmother, but I choose not to focus on that. <br />
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Instead, I choose to focus on the miracle that she was still alive and well at 92 years of age, allowing me to get to know her and love her as my grandmother. <br />
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I'm still meeting people from my father's family as recently as a month or so ago, and my relationship with my half-sister is growing. We don't talk often, but when we do we never run out of things to talk about. I guess that's what happens when you have 40 some-odd years to catch up on. <br />
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I've saved every letter my grandmother has written to me and there is no doubt in my mind that she left this world knowing that I loved her and was grateful that we found each other. I know she loved me too, because she never missed an opportunity to tell me that. How awesome is that? <br />
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My belief system tells me that she's together with her husband, my father and my aunt (who died a couple of years ago) and that they're having a wonderful visit. I don't judge those who don't have a belief system in an afterlife, but I'd be kicking and screaming on my death bed if I thought that's all there was. I could be wrong, but I sure hope not. <br />
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I fly in to California next week to stay with someone I've never met in person, but I sure like her! She was married to my father's brother long ago and is the mother of a cousin that I plan to get to know a whole lot better. I had to laugh as we were making plans for her to pick me up from the airport. She wrote, "don't get in the car with strangers!" We've never seen each other in real life, met each other via FB just a couple of months ago, and all I know is that she'll be driving a black Altima. <br />
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....I like to live on the edge. <br />
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I'm still processing all of this and can't really put my finger on how I'm feeling. I'm sure after the funeral I'll be more in touch with my feelings. Right now I feel removed from my emotions. Not necessarily a good thing, but something I've perfected over the years. <br />
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Rest in peace, sweet Munner. My life is better for having known you. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Sun, 11 Jul 2010 18:22:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[Wow, it&#8217;s been a while..]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[I have several things to post about, but I don't feel like doing a This and That so let's talk about family time!<br />
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I'm UP TO HERE with family. Ha ha ha- I'm kidding! We've been fortunate to be able to spend loads of time with family in June and beginning of July. The first part of June, we (the boys, Sweet Girl, Ranger Mike, BJ and I) went to Arizona to visit my parents and brother. We all stayed in a nearby hotel, so as not to overwhelm my parents with our irreverence. We saved all that stuff for the evening in Casey and Ranger Mike's room. We were WILD with the Skip-Bo playing, I tell ya. <br />
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Here's most of the family. Unfortunately, not everyone could make the trip and they were missed.  <br />
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Ranger Mike and I stayed a few more days than the rest of the travelers so we'd have more one-on-one time with our parents and brother. We took our brother to a petrified forest of some sort. It was really fun for me, being on crutches and all... <br />
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Next up on the family togetherness train was a weekend on the peninsula with the boys, Sweet Girl, Einstein, BJ, BJ's mom and me. We pretty much did the same thing there that we did after hours in Arizona. Played games, ate, yacked and (some) drank. If you are a FB buddy, you would have seen the expose. :: snicker ::<br />
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Did I take pictures? Uhhh... no. Except one of Casey being sad because I beat him at Monopoly. I've been horrible about taking pictures lately. Well, unless you want to see a lot of Einstein. <br />
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Last was the 3rd of July celebration at the horse track. My company (you know, the one that has one employee.. me) sponsored a room and a race. Lookee!!<br />
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Squee, right? <br />
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Casey was really impressed that the family got to go down and watch the Lemonade Stand race from the winners circle. He said that he was sure that everyone at the track wondered if we were rich. Silly boy...<br />
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We had a mish-mash of super fun people there. I haven't laughed like that in a while and y'all know how much I love to laugh. <br />
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I'm pretty sure this post is really disjointed. My brain is going in a million directions right now, but I really wanted to get this posted for the family before it was completely erased from my memory. So, there we are. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 09 Jul 2010 23:03:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[Dear, you probably should have put the phone on hold&#8230;]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[....because I could hear your entire conversation. <br />
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Every year, we book a room for the 3rd of July fireworks event at the local horse track. It's a great time because:<br />
A: You're in an air conditioned window room watching horse races in July<br />
B: It's horse races! Fun!<br />
C: After dark is a fabulous fireworks show<br />
D: Most people don't have to work on July 4th, so nobody really cares that they're out late<br />
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This year July 3rd falls on a Saturday. Even better! Even better for my friends, my company is paying for everyone. (you know, the one that I own- - tee hee)<br />
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So I called a couple of weeks ago to book the event. I was told that I had to wait until June 15th. OK, fine. I called at 9am (when they open) on June 15th and was told that I'd have to wait until today (June 19th). <br />
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I called today and the gal said that they're all booked up. I said, "how can that be? You just started taking reservations this morning 1/2 hour ago." Her reply was that the phones have been very busy. <br />
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I wasn't going to stop there. I said, "are you SURE you're booked up for "x" room?" <br />
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Dummy: "You mean the restaurant?" <br />
Me: No, it's the big room on the 4th floor all the way over to the left. They do a buffet<br />
Dummy: "That's the restaurant, we do a buffet on special days" How big is your group?<br />
Me: 30, and I've never had a problem booking this in the past.<br />
Dummy: OK, let me check with my supervisor. <br />
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The dummy didn't put the phone on hold so I heard the entire conversation. Things like, "What do we tell people who were told that they couldn't book until today?" "Tell them that our computers are down and we'll call them back later" More dumb questions and more dumb answers that I heard. der...<br />
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So she came back on and said that someone would call me back. I said "I also wanted a race named after my company". <br />
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Light bulb goes on in dummy's head: OH- THAT room! You need to talk to group sales. They're not here today. I'll have them call you. <br />
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So, tick tock. It's not fun trying to plan an event less than two weeks away not knowing if I'll get the room. I can't really invite people to something I don't have booked, yet I don't want to book a bunch of 'seats' and have them paid for and empty. <br />
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Nothing I can do about it but remain calm. Hopefully by mentioning that I wanted to pay for advertising will get me somewhere. <br />
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        <pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 17:19:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[I often have dreams that I'm floating, rather than walking. In these dreams, if I want to go higher (such as if something is in my way like a house) I have to concentrate and breathe more deeply. It's not flying though, I'm floating. <br />
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When I have this dream, it's a pleasurable experience, but I try to hide it from everyone because I know it's not normal. The problem is, that as much as I try, I can't hide it and the best I can do is to do a floaty-bouncy walk, kind of like the astronauts on the moon. <br />
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I had another one of those dreams last night. I was floating away after someone told me that I was "magnificent" (ha! healthy self-esteem, anyone?) <br />
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I'd been sitting in a field of wheat reading a book, when a woman came up to me and told me she saw me from afar and asked me if I was from this planet. I told her that I was (and in the dream it seemed like a normal conversation...) and she said that she'd never seen anyone from this planet so magnificent. <br />
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Should I really be admitting this dream in public? ha ha!<br />
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I had to leave for some reason and then the floaty thing happened. I was glad that I was in a big wheat field because it made it less obvious that I was floating. <br />
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I decided to look up "floating" on some dream interpretation sites and it varies. All I know is that I feel REALLY good and light when I'm floating in these dreams, and I have these dreams a few times a month.  That's good enough for me. <br />
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This interpretation is fairly universal:<br />
<blockquote>To see yourself floating and enjoying this action in a dream generally bears a positive significance and relates to a general balance achieved in one's life. To calmly float in water or through air is a metaphor for acceptance, for wellbeing and peace of mind, for letting go of past problems and conflicts and the release of negative emotions and feelings buried deep down inside you, which have prevented you from achieving a general equilibrium in your life.</blockquote>]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Thu, 17 Jun 2010 12:22:01 -0400</pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[Ha! I thought the elliptical heart monitor was broken..]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[But it's not. <br />
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I haven't been on the elliptical since my foot injury which happened before I was diagnosed with <a href="http://www.dinet.org/" title="POTS">P.O.T.S</a>. I'd forgotten that I'd assumed that the heart monitor function was broken because the rate would go from 70 to 180 to 40 to 210 to... well you get the idea. Sometimes it's even zero! I'm dead!<br />
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Still not sure, but armed with the knowledge that my heart beat is irregular, I asked BJ last night if the heart rate function worked for him. Ummm, yes it does. It goes from lower to higher in regular increments as the workout becomes more strenuous, and then back down again at a regular pace. <br />
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Well, well well.... that's what I get for assuming. What a dufus. Next thing you know, I'll be on the next episode of "<a href="http://health.discovery.com/tv/i-didnt-know-i-was-pregnant/about.html" title="I didn't know I was pregnant">I didn't know I was pregnant</a>". I really need to investigate things a little more, eh?<br />
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I think I might just mention this when I have the follow-up appointment with my cardiologist next Monday. Maybe he'll give me a life-long pass from exercise! ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 16 Jun 2010 02:35:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <title><![CDATA[It&#8217;s amazing what a week will do]]></title>
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        <description><![CDATA[Who knew that wearing matching shoes would be such a big deal? These are MY feet at the dog park. <br />
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Last week, I was still limping along with a crutch (graduated from two crutches and/or a wheelchair) and this week, I'm wearing normal shoes, off the pain meds and getting on the elliptical! <br />
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I can only do about 10 minutes before my foot starts to hurt, but it's something right? RIGHT!<br />
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Since I can now do the elliptical, I'm on a sugar and refined carb detox and I'm lifting weights. Oh, and I'm doing sit ups. Why not just go all out, right? RIGHT!<br />
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Did I mention that this surgery enables me to wear fun shoes again? No ol' lady shoes for me. Nope. <br />
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Since I'm at it- I think I'm going to do a really fun color combo in my hair tomorrow. <br />
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What can I say, I don't do things half way. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 23:54:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[I went for my third post-op trip to the foot surgeon today. Things look great on the outside, but I'm building up too much scar tissue on the inside, so I have to beat up my foot as much as I can stand. The surgeon told me to make BJ mad and then ask him to rub my foot. My surgeon is a funny guy. <br />
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Either I've been too drugged up in the past to understand what the surgeon has been telling me- or he never really told me the full scope of the surgery. He said that he took out a tunnel of bone that goes from one side of my ankle to the other, about an inch wide. Hmmmm... THAT explains the pain. <img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /> He also told me that I'm having pain up the back of my ankle and lower leg because the tendon is getting too tight from not being able to move my ankle around. He sees physical therapy in my future. <br />
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He said that there's nothing I could do to harm my foot (except what happened in the first place, fall and break stuff), so I can so whatever I want as long as I'm willing to put up with the pain. That's comforting in a way, I guess. <br />
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I've been driving myself around the last few days and having a blast being on my own. It's been over a month since I've been able to go anywhere by myself. Unfortunately, I tend to overdo it when I get excited about things, so now I'm sitting with my foot up on a pillow with a percocet (without the 'cet since tylenol is not my friend) on board. <br />
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Here's the list of things that I've enjoyed about being temporarily disabled:<br />
<ol><li>I got to ride in a wheelchair at the airport and go to the front of security and board the plane first. The wheelchair was fun until my brother Michael started pushing me and tried to scare me. Some things never change. <img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/smileys/wink.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="wink" style="border:0;" /></li><br />
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<li>I got to see what it was like to be under suspicion for carrying a bomb on a plane. Apparently the stuff they use to make the crutch pads is also used to make bombs. I was frisked from head to toe (from a woman- meh!) and all of the contents in my backpack were wiped down with bomb detection stuff. After that, security had to make a decision as to whether they'd want to be on an airplane with me because they STILL couldn't tell if I was bringing on bomb-making materials. I told them to not take the company I keep into consideration (my brother).</li><br />
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<li>People are nice to me when I'm on crutches. In fact, today a man offered to take my shopping cart to the cart return for me. I thanked him profusely</li><br />
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<li>I got to ride in one of those silly carts at Walmart. It's not as fun as it looks, but I do recommend that everyone do it at least once! Do not judge my hair in this picture. I haven't had it cut in 2 months, but I'm willing to forgo the pride to let you see me make a complete fool of myself. <br />
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I'm not going to make a list of things I haven't enjoyed, because I fear you'll go blind from all the words. <br />
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Next up on my list of things to blog about in no particular order:<br />
<ul><li>Our family visit to see my parents</li><br />
<li>My new <a href="http://www.htc.com/us/products/evo-sprint/" title="HTC EVO 4G">HTC EVO 4G</a>. Holy smokes, it's my new favorite toy. ::ahem:: I mean phone. </li><br />
<li>Ummm... I've lost my train of thought- but there's something else. Stupid drugs...</li></ul><br />
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PS- Einstein is <a href="http://www.einsteinthepuggle.com/index.php/site/csn_store_giveaway/" title="hosting a 40.00 gift certificate giveaway ">hosting a 40.00 gift certificate giveaway </a>on his blog. Everyone is eligible to enter. You don't even have to like dogs (but why wouldn't you? tee hee)]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[One would think it would be fun to have someone else do everything for you like grocery shop; carry laundry up and down stairs; and other sundry chores. I HATE it. <br />
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Don't get me wrong- I am so grateful that I have such a wonderful husband, but I'm much too independent for this. I'm a doer, not a taker and this is getting old. Every time I try to 'do', I'm either chastised by BJ or my foot starts yelling at me. That's not to say that I don't keep trying (double negative? What kind of drugs am I taking?) <br />
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We're flying the family (Cameron, Casey, Ranger Mike, Kathy, BJ and me) out to visit my parents in a few days and I'm starting to dread the idea of flying in a plane. If my foot isn't propped up, it starts aching. Bone pain ain't fun, as I've shared before. I told my foot surgeon that I'm surprised that this seems to hurt more than when I had all those fractures in my face. He said it's because of gravity, and he's not surprised. OK, that makes sense, but I'm getting really tired of sitting with my foot up. Lessee.... choices:<br />
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1. Sit with my foot up<br />
2. Cry (not really, but I feel like it!)<br />
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BJ wants to get a wheelchair for the airport, but I dunno.... knowing me, I'll refuse and will hobble along on my crutches. <br />
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I'm also getting cabin fever and feel bad about not being able to take Einstein to the dog park. I feel like a complete slug and can feel my hips getting wider as I write this. ::sob:: I'm afraid for my jeans and the stress I'll be putting on the seams. Hopefully they fit- shoot, that would be terrible to find out the day I'm supposed to fly out. <br />
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In happier news, I'm really excited that we're all going to see my parents and brother. The 'kids' haven't seen my parents in something like four or five years and they're in for a big surprise. My dad is no longer wearing glasses (cataract surgery), which he's worn since his early 20's;  and has shaved his mustache (something he's had since before the boys were born.) I'm tempted to bring a pair of Groucho Marx glasses just to ease us into this new look. <br />
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I'm <b>beyond sad </b>that everyone won't be there, but am hoping that one day we can make that happen. <br />
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I finished an e-learning course for one of my more well known clients today and then it will be translated to French. I was supposed to bill part of it at this juncture and the rest when the French version is done, but the client asked me to bill for the entire thing today so it'll go into her May budget. Gee, twist my arm. <br />
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I guess that's my way of saying, I'm not really sitting here doing nothing. I was back at work the same week I had the surgery being a money making machine. Good thing nobody wanted a drug test!  <img src="http://www.mostlyrisible.com/images/smileys/tongue_rolleye.gif" width="19" height="19" alt="tongue rolleye" style="border:0;" /> ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 22:14:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[The maids get blamed for an awful lot of stuff around here. Is something missing? It was the maids. Something wasn't put back where I like it? Those MAIDS! Broken faucet? The maids (this time it really was the maids, costing me almost $60.00 to fix it- but I was able to do it myself!) <br />
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Anyhoo- yesterday was cleaning service day, so BJ took Einstein to puppy day camp and I holed up in the guest bedroom with a sign on the door requesting that they not enter. <br />
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They left at about noonish, and I was hungry so decided to make myself something to eat. I was particularly looking forward to a beautifully ripened tomato with some freshly ground sea salt and freshly ground course pepper. I walked over to the kitchen counter where I'd left the tomato and noticed immediately that it was MISSING. What the WHAT? What the heck did they do with my tomato? I looked everywhere for it because <b><i>those darned maids</i></b> have been known to put things in weird places. I even looked in the bread box! No tomato to be found. I could only surmise that they helped themselves to my precious tomato. <br />
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Break my faucet? We're cool. Re-fold my towels the way I don't like them? Meh, not happy about it- but it only takes me a moment to fix. But STEAL MY LAST TOMATO? This is war!<br />
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I eventually got over it and made myself some home-made caramel corn. Good trade, dontcha think? <br />
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This is not the end to this story, but I'll get back to it in a minute. <br />
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BJ took me to the foot surgeon this morning to have the dressings changed and get a refill on the pain meds (a big shout out to whomever created pain meds, by the way!). The foot is healing nicely, and I'll probably get my stitches out next week. I'm on crutches for a while longer, must keep it dry at all times (sure makes showering fun), and need to keep it elevated and iced as much as possible. The incision was much longer than I'd imagined, so I guess my foot modeling career is going to be on hold. <br />
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The surgeon explained that the bone formation was really strange, explaining why he had to chisel so much bone out of my foot and why the surgery was more complex than he thought it would be. <br />
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He again assured me that this surgery, without a doubt, is going to take care of the issue and I should have no more pain as soon as things heal. <br />
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On the way home from the foot surgeon BJ said, "I owe you a tomato". <br />
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He shared with me that he meant to get an apple and wasn't looking closely, so instead packed my precious tomato in his lunch bag. <br />
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Is this the part where I share with him that I looked in the oven for my tomato? Nah- I kept that part to myself and simply thanked him for bringing my precious tomato home unharmed. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Wed, 12 May 2010 01:38:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[I've been told by doctors and nurses that I have a high tolerance for pain in comparison to most other patients, so I can't even imagine what this foot pain must feel like to 'normal' people. For the most part, the pain meds have kept the pain to around a six or seven, but there have been many times that I've been at a 10 and it literally makes me cry. <br />
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The foot surgeon said that the surgery was more intense than he thought it would be. For example, he wasn't expecting to chisel and remove bone. My friend Erika wrote on my Facebook status that chisel and bone should not be used in the same sentence. She's on to something... <br />
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BJ has been taking Einstein to doggy day camp while he works, which has been great. I typically interact with Einstein all day, and that's not something I'm capable of doing right now. Going to day camp gives him something fun to do all day AND he comes home pooped out from all that playing.  <br />
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I knew it would be frustrating to not be able to care for myself. I have to use crutches to get around and it's nearly impossible to use crutches and carry anything around. I try to multi-task when I need to get up to to to the bathroom or something, so I don't have to get up too much. I'm supposed to keep my foot elevated 24/7 and it's immediately evident why that's necessary when I get up to do something. The pain level shoots from a 6 or 7 to a 10 immediately. <br />
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Being waited on probably sounds pretty dreamy to most people, but it's HORRIBLE for me. I hate it. BJ's been very sweet about the whole thing, bless his heart. I'm just not someone who likes that sort of thing. I make a horrible patient. <br />
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My follow-up with the surgeon is Tuesday morning, with another one in one week after that. I'm guessing the second follow-up is when the stitches come out. <br />
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I'm rambling and so I'll stop here. I just wanted to check in so y'all know I'm alive and (not) kicking. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Sat, 08 May 2010 22:20:00 -0400</pubDate>
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        <description><![CDATA[Surgery is scheduled for tomorrow at 9am, and I check in at 7:30. That is, if the cardiologist's office gives me clearance. <br />
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Suddenly, that's a big hairy deal. <br />
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I've called the cardiologists office several times as soon as I found out I was going to have surgery to see if there was something special I needed to tell my surgeon. No return phone calls until the hospital called them requesting my EKGs. I got a call from a nurse the cardiologist's office saying that I had no business scheduling a surgery without clearance from the cardiologist. Ummmm, I hope there are records somewhere showing all my messages so she knows what a jerk she was to me. <br />
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Today I've been busying myself with deep cleaning (stuff the maids seem to ignore, like pulling up the cushions on the couches and chairs and vacuuming underneath); and organizing stuff. Oh, and washing all of Einstein's stuff. That boy sheds like it's his job. <br />
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It's same-day surgery (as most are these days), so I'll most likely be home before the anesthesia completely wears off. I request that you overlook anything incriminating I may write on my blog whilst under the anesthesia and the hefty pain meds I've been prescribed. <br />
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See ya on the flip side. ]]></description>
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        <description><![CDATA[Last night I attended the first meeting for the soon to be rolled out Hospice Ambassador program. I'll be one of a small handful of people who will have the opportunity to speak to various groups about Hospice and 'man' the Hospice booth at heath forums and other adventures. <br />
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I'll also get to help create the materials for the Hospice marketing department. Ha- that sounds kind of funny... Hospice has a marketing department? <br />
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It's true, because no matter what health organization your doctor is with, you can choose which Hospice to work with. Of course, we think we're the best Hospice out there and want to get the word out. <br />
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Since I've been a volunteer for three different Hospice organizations, I CAN honestly say that the one I'm with is the best. That's why I came back to this one. <br />
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My Hospice is Catholic based, but it wouldn't be evident to a patient (or a volunteer for that matter.) All faiths (or lack of) are supported and honored, which is nice since I'm not Catholic. <br />
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<i>Not that there's anything wrong with being Catholic. I'm just not.</i><br />
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The two main differences between this organization and the others that I've worked with are:<br />
<ol><li>This one opted out of the "Death With Dignity" Act. I'm personally a big supporter in this Act, but can understand why they opted out since they are faith-based. As a volunteer we're not even supposed to discuss how it works, just simply give a pamphlet with more information. The Hospice health care workers cannot be involved in any way with the act (cannot give the meds, or be in the room when it happens), but can still provide care and comfort to a patient that has made that decision.</li><br />
<li>Our Hospice organization provides less structure and more patient and family guided care. Some Hospice organizations have rigid rules, such as no traveling; you have to have a DNR and other restrictive policies. My organization believes that everyone is different and respects that.</li></ol><br />
I'll be a good representative for Hospice in general because I tend to evangelize about it anyhow, but it's nice to be connected to an organization that cares for people the way I'd want to be cared for. The management feel like family to me and they seem like family to each other. It's unique to any other organization I've been with. <br />
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I'm looking forward to the next journey, especially the public speaking piece. I've always wanted to be a public speaker but didn't really know which topic I was passionate about enough to invest my energy. This one just fell in my lap, as most things have these days. ]]></description>
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        <pubDate>Fri, 30 Apr 2010 12:57:01 -0400</pubDate>
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