On days that I telecommute, I generally don't pay much attention to my appearance until around noon. That's when I shower and comb my hair.

Why do you need to know this? It's so you know why I haven't looked in the mirror yet.

I'm on a conference call right now, and sometimes my mind tends to wander when the speaker is not particularly engaging.

With that said, my mind wandered to a dream/sleep walking incident last night. I remembered having a dream that I was plucking my eyebrows- only this dream seemed real, very much like the dream I had about smoking a cigarette.

As soon as I had that feeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeling that it wasn't a dream, I literally RAN to the bathroom to check the mirror. It couldn't have taken more than two seconds to get to the bathroom, but in that amount of time I had all kinds of horrible images run through my head.

I was happy to see that I did NOT pluck all of my eyebrows off, nor did I come up with some funky eyebrow design.

I DID pluck my eyebrows though, and I did a very fine job actually.

I have a feeling my life is going to be very interesting (and suspenseful) until I get this sleepwalking/salad making/cigarette smoking/eyebrow plucking thing worked out.

Egads. Can you imagine the possibilities?

It's a good thing I have an EXCELLENT sense of humor.

PS- I told the bearded eye-roller that I wanted him to be forceful with me if I ever try to smoke one if his cigarettes again. Being forceful also applies to running down the streets naked, just in case that comes up.