This.is.really.hard.to.admit.

heavy sigh....

I just ordered the new Donny Osmond CD, due for release on 1/11. Geez, pre-release order, even. There, I've said it. If that's not enought to scare people away, I don't know what is. Would it help if I said I liked... oh shoot, what's a cool band... oh yeah, Barry Manilow? JUST KIDDING. I wouldn't even go that low.

I've had a crush on Donny Osmond from the time I can remember, until the time it was no longer cool. OK, I lied. I had a crush on him even longer than that, but never admitted it. FTS admitted having a crush on Marie at one time, so it's time I fess up too.

I remember when I was very young, my cousin and I used to prank call all of the Osmonds in the phone book, hoping that we'd get his house. Ummmm, yeah, listen, we were only 9 or 10. Don't pass judgment. I'm sure you did really dumb things at that age too.

So, here's the deal.... don't tell BJ, OK? I'm going to play it when we're driving around in the car and not tell him who it is until after he says he likes it. Yeah... that's what I'm gonna do. I can't wait to see the look on his face.

..thank goodness there isn't an ejector seat in the car.