You can’t get one past ME, kiddo
My oldest son has a pair of tried and true girlfriend barometers; his eyebrows.

See exhibit A:
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These are his eyebrows when he doesn't have a girlfriend.

Now view exhibit B:
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These would be his eyebrows when he's paired up with someone. Anyone, really. I've yet to see a girlfriend of his keep their tweezers off his mono-brow.

Last night we had the boys over to celebrate son number 2's birthday. The moment my oldest walked in the door, there was no doubt that he was dating someone. The question was, who? Instead of grilling him, I decided to wait and see if he'd tell me as the evening progressed. True to form, he spilled the beans.

Remember this gal?

Yeah, that's right. Color me thrilled.

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 03/20 at 05:14 PM

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sis wrote:

zipper


  

Mike wrote:

that cracked me up


  

janie wrote:

Egad...glad I've got a girl!


  

Jay wrote:

Yeah, I bet you're thrilled.
Oh well, at least his eyebrows are cleaned up, right? Is that the bright side?


  

Jay-B wrote:

Me and Dustin have the same problem...well not the eyebrows thing, but me and him dated the same people back home. We always say it helps the girls out...both him and I won the "Mr. All That" contest at our high school. Two girls that we had both dated eventually both won the local beauty pagaent. Either we're good at pickin them or the judges are incredibly fond of the two of us and reward any girl that has been graced with our presence...I'll chalk it up to the fact that they are both really attractive and have good heads on their shoulders.


  

suki wrote:

I haven't brought my tweezers up to my boy's brow... but I guess it's because I don't tweeze my own brows, so I don't bother with anyone else's.. :p


  

Muzik wrote:

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahaha *gasp* hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!

He's worse than Dr. Smellgood.http://www.muzikdude.com/2005/01/dr-smellgood.html


  

Ruben wrote:

Somebody needs to call the networks! What you have here is the latest late night soap opera! I can see it now...

It's 10:00 on Monday night and there is nothing on the tube. I flip through the channels like a fat girl in search of the perfect cupcake and there it is! There are the 2 sonS, the insane but lovable mother and the various girlfriends holding tweezers! Oh my god!!!!! It is my favorite show!!!! DESPERATE EYEBROWS!


  

Iki wrote:

I still can't get past the pen cap. I missed that one somehow.

EWWWWWWW! That's the KEWLEST thing EVAH!!!


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