Watching porn with your mom? PRICELESS!
I have NO idea why I haven't blogged about this sooner. I kind of forgot about it, I guess. That is, until my sweet little boy reminded me of it tonight.

The Hubs and I got married in Vegas almost one year ago. We were fortunate enough to have lots of family and friends fly in and celebrate our wedding with us. After the wedding, we took everyone (about 30 people) out to a wonderful dinner that was quite away from the strip. The food was great, the wine was great, and everyone had a great time.

Afterward, the best man thought it would be a good idea to rent a van to take us all back to the strip thinking that it would be cheaper than several taxi's. We all piled in the van which had seating in a U shape.

It's important for the story that you know the seating arrangements. On one end of the U, there was a driver. The other side was a movie screen. I sat between my (new!) husband and my youngest son, and sitting directly across from me was my oldest son. The rest of the van was a bunch of The Hubs's friends. All guys.

The driver asked if we wanted a movie, and everyone yelled "yeah!" "bring it on!" etc.

The movie starts, and what do you know... it's PORN. On the big screen. I am not a watcher of porn, but have to admit that rather than be shocked or offended I was practically on the floor laughing. I was laughing at how my poor boys (and new husband!) were turning inside-out from embarrassment. In addition, the rest of the guys were whooping it up and pretending to spank the "actress". Everyone was looking and laughing, except my two boys and my husband. They were looking at the ceiling, at the floor, out the window, pretty much anywhere but where the action was.

Of course I couldn't let it go. I kept asking the boys if they needed me to explain anything and asking The Hubs if he was taking notes.

I think the phrase of the night was from my oldest son. "There's not enough alcohol in the world to make me forget this......."

That's right, honey. And in case you do forget, you can thank your brother that the story is now permanently in cyberspace for all the world to see.

Muah ha ha ha ha ha ha

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 04/06 at 06:55 PM

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Stew wrote:

LOL
I found you on Blogexplosion. Love your site.

You should have titled this post:

Bow chicka-bow bow

--Stew


  

k1 wrote:

Is there any hope that we will ever live down the title of Sin City? Uh, guess not. Our mayor, a former mob attorney, puts up a huge decorated martini glass for Christmas.

3 inches of powder doesn't mean snow, here.

You should see what's on the big screen in the Presidential limo. Yo Momma!

Mr. Rogers was photographed tipping a stripper when he was visiting. Yeah, explain that to the boys and girls in the neighborhood.

That ain't no nativity scene, pal.

Ah, Sin City. Home sweet home.


  

SpudKing wrote:

LOL


  

frozenmojo wrote:

oh to have been a fly on the wall of that limo!!! riotous!!! your poor kids...i can only imagine what was going through their heads (huuby too)! LOL


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