Pssst….hey you…
Yeah you... the one who keeps leaving lipstick rings around the water cooler spigot at my office.

Stop it. You're grossing me out.

Here are a couple of tips:

You really don't have to

A: Wear so much lipstick that it transfers from your bottle to the spigot
or
B: Stick the water bottle up so far that the spigot is inside of the bottle

Really, if a little water splashes on the floor because you left a bit of room between the spigot and the bottle, it's OK. I'd rather slip on that drop of water and fall on my butt than imagine flakes of your lipstick in my water bottle.

Thank you. Now go learn to blot your lips.

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 01/27 at 06:07 PM
  

Charmaine wrote:

Oh ew. Now I have that mental image.


  

E wrote:

Eeeewwwww!

That's *almost* as bad as people putting their mouths on public water coolers.

You know who it is? You could always sneak a pack of tissues onto her desk with a note: "You know, I noticed you leave a trail of lipstick destruction everywhere you go and I thought these might help...unless of course, you think you're Hansel or Gretel and you're scared you won't find your way back to your desk".


  

ms. mac wrote:

That really is disgusting. Hunt her down and tell her off for all of us!


  

Jay-B wrote:

Simliar to the random sprinkling of Parmesan cheese that ended up in my bathroom sink last night...damn roommates.


  

k1 wrote:

Oh, that's gross. There's some
obvious humor there. But I won't go
there.


  

crazynavyfishgirl wrote:

Oh gosh! That is SO GROSS!!! Eew! I was going to say I'm so glad I work with guys because they don't wear lipstick, but now I'm wondering about our water fountain. Gee, thanks. wink


  

Phil wrote:

You're assuming the lipstick is getting there from her water bottle. What if she doesn't have a water bottle?

And of course, I'm assuming the culprit is a woman. What if it's one of the guys in your office? Maybe someone is hinting that you don't wear enough lipstick? Hmmmm....


  

A Touch of Style wrote:

Oh yuck. Something that never occurred to me... and something that I would just as soon forget. Actually I thought entry #2 was kind of funny, but not sure that I would have the nerve to do it. Just call me a wuss wink


  

bopperholly wrote:

My biggerst pet peeve is having people take drinks outta my can/cup and leaving there lipstick on it! It grosses me out!


  

Alison wrote:

I just about gagged reading that.. how disgusting!


  

jes wrote:

maybe they're putting their LIPS around the spigot.

gross.


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