Probably my tackiest post EVER
The company I work for is really into the whole GREEN thing. I've been a recycler for a long time and have even changed the bearded eye-roller's wasteful ways. He recycles too. I'm telling you this because I'm all for being green.

HOWEVER......

The latest thing my company has done has completely sent me over the edge. I can NOT use the bathroom anymore without being entirely grossed out. We now have special flusher toilets with a big ol' sign:

If you're flushing liquids, pull up on the handle
If you're flushing solids, pull down


Ick, ICK and ICCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!

I don't even want to think about 'solids'. Couldn't they have rephrased it in another way?

I have a VERY visual mind, and every time I read that sign, I visualize.

I'm visualizing it right now and it makes me nauseated.

I'll probably not even read this post to edit it because it makes me so sick to think about.

Ick, yuck, bleh, ewwwww, etc. to infinity.

OK- I suppose you get my point now. Don't ever use the word "solids" with me in regard to bathroom behavior and we'll be Just.Fine.

I really need to do something about those signs....

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 02/10 at 11:38 AM
  

Cozy wrote:

That's just as bad as "If it's yellow let it mellow; if it's brown flush it down."


  

anne wrote:

LOL!!

I was reading Cozy's response and was reminded of my cousins who lived in a house with a septic tank and that's what they had in their bathroom. Ick, ick!

smile


  

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poopie wrote:

Um. Mine doesn't work if you pull the handle up. I'm just saying.


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