NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!
I have NO idea who to give credit to for this and I don't normally post this sort of stuff to my site.

But I think it's incredibly funny......

NEW EVENING CLASSES FOR MEN!!!

ALL ARE WELCOME
OPEN TO MEN ONLY
Note: due to the complexity and level of difficulty, each course will accept a maximum of eight participants

The course covers two days, and topics covered in this course include:

DAY ONE

HOW TO FILL ICE CUBE TRAYS
Step by step guide with slide presentation

TOILET ROLLS- DO THEY GROW ON THE HOLDERS?
Roundtable discussion

DIFFERENCES BETWEEN LAUNDRY BASKET & FLOOR
Practicing with hamper (Pictures and graphics)

DISHES & SILVERWARE; DO THEY LEVITATE/FLY TO KITCHEN SINK OR DISHWASHER BY THEMSELVES?
Debate among a panel of experts.

LOSS OF VIRILITY
Losing the remote control to your significant other - Help line and support groups

LEARNING HOW TO FIND THINGS
Starting with looking in the right place instead of turning the house upside down while screaming - Open forum


DAY TWO

EMPTY MILK CARTONS; DO THEY BELONG IN THE FRIDGE OR THE BIN?
Group discussion and role play

HEALTH WATCH; BRINGING HER FLOWERS IS NOT HARMFUL TO YOUR HEALTH
PowerPoint presentation

REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST
Real life testimonial from the one man who did

IS IT GENETICALLY IMPOSSIBLE TO SIT QUIETLY AS SHE PARALLEL PARKS?
Driving simulation

LIVING WITH ADULTS; BASIC DIFFERENCES BETWEEN YOUR MOTHER AND YOUR PARTNER
Online class and role playing

HOW TO BE THE IDEAL SHOPPING COMPANION
Relaxation exercises, meditation and breathing techniques

REMEMBERING IMPORTANT DATES & CALLING WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO BE LATE
Bring your calendar or PDA to class

GETTING OVER IT; LEARNING HOW TO LIVE WITH BEING WRONG ALL THE TIME
Individual counselors available

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FTS wrote:

I believe there are some simultaneous classes for women, such as...

YOU ONLY NEED ONE PAIR OF BLACK SHOES

PUNCTUALITY 101: 30 Minutes Is NOT "A Few Minutes Late"

YOUR HAIR LOOKS FINE: Get Over It

WORDS: You DON'T Have To Use Your Entire Daily Allotment

USING YOUR PASSENGER TIME WISELY: How To Apply Your Makeup & Lipstick WHILE Your Husband Is Driving Instead Of Waiting Until The Car Is Parked And He's Getting Out.

REFUELING: Getting Gas Before The Needle Hits E


  

grrltraveler wrote:

OMG, funny, funny! But I have to say to FTS, I don't resemble ANY of those classes. wink Well, except for maybe the WORDS class.

anne


  

masters thesis wrote:

I read these aloud to my husband... the more I laughed the madder he got! I'm still laughing. I think he'll be meeting with one of the counselors...master thesis


  

ghillie suit wrote:

"REAL MEN ASK FOR DIRECTIONS WHEN LOST" Point noted. i usually don't ask directions.


  

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Stuffed animals wrote:

Lol, that's so funny. It seems that you have to attend both class to have mastered them. lol.
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USB external hard drive wrote:

No way! Even though I'm a man with no responsibility...lol...I won't go to the class...o yeah, I'll skip all the time...lol.


  

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