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I have NO idea why this popped into my head, but I thought those of you with the humor of an adolescent (like me) might enjoy the laugh.

A couple of years ago, I received a birthday card from one of my aunts. It had an owl on the front with really big eyes (as owls tend to have.... )

I opened the card and it read, "Happy birthday to someone with a great set of hooters".

She then added her own sentiment- something to the effect that I have pretty eyes and that card made her think of me.

I probably should tell her sometime that yes, while I do have a nice set of hooters- it's not something I want to hear from my aunt.

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 02/16 at 11:47 AM
  

Cozy wrote:

Wait, are you saying hooters doesn't = eyes?


  

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AnnieOfBlueGables wrote:

Yeah, notsomuch. I wouldn't want to hear that from my aunt either, even if she was complimenting me on my eyes. too funny! thanks for the giggle
~a


  

Angela wrote:

Oh my God!!! Do you think she just didn't know what it meant? Maybe she's one of those sweet innocent types...

Oh this made me laugh out loud--thanks for the giggle wink


  

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Anonymous G wrote:

Snicker...

My mom-in-law is the queen of "forwards". Sometimes, they are SO crude and nasty! Hubby and I laugh and roll our eyes and say "Mom sent this??? - Does she even KNOW what this means??"

smile

(p.s. you DO have lovely peepers)

and Cozy? Peepers = eyes.


  

Cozy wrote:

Thanks Anonymous G! That could've been embarrassing! wink


  

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poopie wrote:

*snort* Usually all eyes are ON the hooters wink


  

Comfort Addict wrote:

Ah, the generation gap. I used to play for an old, old orchestra conductor in college. I'll never forget how he often counted us in at rehearsals. "I'll beat you off," he'd say. To this day, I don't know how I didn't bust out laughing.


  

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Stew wrote:

I don't believe you. Photographic evidence is the only way to prove a great set of hooters!!!

lol


  

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D Bunny wrote:

I agree with the above commenters... I bet your aunt confused "hooters" with "peepers" and thought she was complimenting your eyes.


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