I got an email this morning that I won ONE MILLION EUROS! I hope I'm not breaking the rules by sharing this good news with you all...

You will receive the sum of 1,000,000.00 (One Million Euros) from our authorized bank. Because of some mix-up with sweepstake prizes, including the time limited placed on the payment of your prize: 1,000,000.00 Euros, we advice that you keep all information about this prize confidential until your funds: 1,000,000.00 Euros have been transferred to you by our bank. You must adhere to this instruction, strictly, to avoid any delay with the release of your funds to your person.

I'm keeping the rest to myself because if I gave you the instructions on how to collect the money, y'all would take it for yourselves. I know how you are....

(are you wondering if I'm still a few sandwiches short of a picnic basket yet?)

Leaps and bounds, people. Every day I'm SO.MUCH.BETTER. I can't begin to tell you what a relief this is. I was seriously trying to figure out how to let the bearded eye-roller off the hook. I couldn't imagine saddling him with this the rest of his life.

Thankfully, he just needs to be worried about being saddled with my adolescent sense of humor. He may say that he doesn't think I'm very funny- but we all know differently.

I'm going to start responding to comments again, now that I can type faster than 2 words per hour. I do want to just thank everyone, again, for all of your thoughts and kind words. Wow. You guys are THE BEST. It's a pretty cool lil' family we have here on the world wide web, isn't it?

I'll let you know what the MRI results are when they come in. Based on how I'm feeling, I don't expect that there will be anything remarkable to write about. It was confirmed by the gal doing the MRI that there is indeed a brain in my head. That's good enough for me.

After work, I'll try to go blog hopping to see what y'all have been up to.

And Sheila? I relinquish the medical drama back to your court. I sincerely hope that you've found a super groovy eye patch by now (arrrgh, matey)- but even more, I hope that you're back to normal (ha, whatever that is!) soon.