I knew I'd have to blog about it because I found myself all mushy-like and getting dizzy and stuff. You see, I'm the lucky person who married the best kisser on this earth. If there are kissers on other planets, I'll bet he'd win the title there too. Really, I know what I'm talking about here folks. I've been a kissing afficionado all of my life. Ok, well, since third grade anyway. That's when I got my first kiss from a boy.

His name was Reuben. I really don't remember much about him except that he was my third grade boyfriend, we held hands and walked around the track at recess. Oh, and kissed. Nothing too extreme (that's for any pervs out there thinking otherwise). I was in third grade, for Pete's sake.

Fast forward to high school. That's when I really got to try out lots of kissing techniques. I feel kind of bad for the boys that I practiced on because I was very much a goody-two-shoes. I could kiss for hours, but kissing was all they got. Now that I'm older and wiser, I've heard stories of what that does to a guy. Oops.

My roomates and I used to like to kiss the guys who lived across from us in student housing at BYU. Looking back, I really don't understand what that was all about. They were almost like brothers to us, but we were all broke and had nothing better to do. Well, I suppose we could have read scriptures or something..... Nah, this was way more fun even though we all were truly just kissing. OK, maybe it was just me that was having fun.

My first husband was a HORRIBLE kisser. What was I thinking? Let's just say his saliva glands were working just fine. Ten years of that. Gag. I need to clear my head now. Yuck... I was just re-reading this to make sure I spelled everything right and had all of my t's crossed. Still seriously gagging. Heavily.

The boyfriend between the first husband and hubby didn't like kissing. Eight years of that. Can you imagine? Me? The kissing afficionado being with someone who doesn't like kissing? Shudder.

....cue in harp music and angelic sounding voices....

BJ... sigh. I remember our first kiss like it was yesterday. I get all mushy every time I think about it (and I think about it a lot!). We'd been on several dates before it happened. During those dates, I'd lust after those lips of his. I could tell that they would make for heavenly kissing. I was soooooo right. We were watching a movie, something we'd both find romantic. Stargate- (the movie!) Have I mentioned that we're both a couple of geeks?

The movie was done and we both just looked at each other, and then those lips of his turned into a couple of pillowy magnets. It was everything I'd imagined. After that kiss we both looked at each other and at the same time said, "wow". Really, we did. And it was. It was totally WOW.

It's still wow. I've been kissing those wonderful lips of his for two years and two months now and still can't get over how lucky I am that *I*, RisibleGirl, married the best kisser in the world.

...lucky me.

(have I mentioned how lucky I am?)

....sigh

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 12/29 at 09:12 AM

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Rebecca wrote:

My ex-husband is a terrible kisser too. BORING! My mom warned me that the song "It's in His Kiss" is right on the money. I will never forget that. I'm so happy that you have the best kisser in the world, leaves the rest of us girls a little in your dust, but maybe there is hopes for laying claim to the 2nd best kisser in the world.

  

Tricia wrote:

Ewwwwww@saliva kissers. Blech. And yep...you definitely are lucky, but you earned it.

  

Anonymous G wrote:

*I* am (about to be) married to the best kisser in the
world. I'm absolutely certain. NO doubt about it.
THE VERY BEST!

arm wrestle?

  

wrote:

Were the angelic voices you heard mine?? I do have a voice of an angel as you know...

  

Sal wrote:

You are, you're a very lucky woman and, I'm thinking, hubby is a very lucky man!
Actually, I have it on the finest authority that I am the best kisser in the world. But i don't think you'll hold that against me, will you?

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