Just call me Paris or Nichole
Last night I had a nightmare that I was being sent to jail for two weeks. The reason wasn't the same as Paris or Nichole. Rather, it was because Cameron wasn't paying his bills and parents were thrown in jail for raising such heathens.

Cameron, Mommy was VERY upset at you for disrupting her work schedule. I still had my project (yes, the one that I'm currently avoiding to write this post) to do in my dream.

Here comes the funny part. Even in my dream/nightmare state, I worry about, and prepare for stupid things. Let's get inside of Lori's dream-state brain for a moment, shall we?
  • I decided to buy a REALLY big purse because they didn't allow luggage. No reason for luggage, since you had to wear jail house uniforms, right? But I still needed something to carry my toiletries (hair styling products, makeup, special shampoos, etc.) and my N800.

  • I heard that you can get favors for cigarettes, so I went to Costco and bought a carton of cigarettes. I was glad I had that really big purse.

  • I was worried about how on earth I was going to do my hair in jail, without a blow dryer and flattening iron. I decided to practice letting my hair dry naturally so I could find a style that would work with drying my hair naturally.

  • Finally, I was concerned about the booking picture. Do I wear makeup? What if I'm upset on my way to jail (sure to happen), and I end up with mascara streaks (ala Tammy Faye- may she rest in peace) all down my face.

    That wouldn't make for a very pretty picture, would it now?

So yeah, there we are. If I ever have to go to jail (highly doubtful!), now you'll know what I'll be thinking about.

My mind is a scary place.

Really.

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 08/04 at 08:31 AM
  

Annie W. wrote:

*snort*!!! Dreams are funny altered realities!

RisibleGirl replied:
Mine certainly prove that point!






  

Cozy wrote:

That's funny! :D

RisibleGirl replied:
Maybe we can be cellmates, sis!




  

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AnnieOfBlueGables wrote:

That is Hilarious! You poor little Sweetie, so many worries in your sweet life. . .Yikes!

RisibleGirl replied:
I have crazy dreams. I had another one about S1 last night- that his boss called and said he was goofing off.

I wonder what S1 has been up to?



  

Chairman Meow wrote:

psssst......hey if you need a shiv, I know a guy, who knows a guy who can get you one. No seriously you don't have to do a thing for Big Vinny. lol isn't that how it always is? Funny post!

RisibleGirl replied:
Dude, I've seen enough women in prison movies to know how to make my OWN shiv! ::snort::




  

shopper wrote:

They are all valid concerns! smile Seriously I went to jail once. (Business reasons I wasn't booked or anything.) They had a sign posted about what you could bring in to the prisoners. Only WHITE underwear and some other things I can't remember.


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