I was telling a co-worker today about an 'exciting' online purchase I made for myself last night. I told her that hubby will never leave me alone again after he finds out about my expensive purchase.

The look on her face was, "Dish it, Girlfriend!". She seemed awfully disappointed after I told her that my 'exciting' purchase was this:



Come on... who's with me on this?

It vacuums, washes and dries linoleum, tile, and hardwood (do you get what that means? No sweeping! No mopping!)

It comes with a portable detail kit that includes:

• Grout brush block for cleaning tile grout on large surfaces. (Large surfaces! I won't be scrubbing all day!)
• Telescoping wand with swivel nozzle to get in tight spaces, like behind the toilet. (what? I don't have to get on my hands and knees anymore? HEAVEN!)
• When used with attachments, wand provides over 8 feet of total reach. (I hear the shower walls calling my name!)
• Hand-held Grout Cleaning Tool cleans dirty grout between floor and shower tiles. (swooning!)
• Interchangeable SpinScrub and Grout Brushes that are specially designed bristles to get stubborn grout clean. (spin scrub! does it get any better than that?)

BJ called me, laughing, after I sent this text message:
Heads up. I just ordered the Hoover H3060 FloorMate SpinScrub 800 Floor Cleaner. I'm drooling and can't wait to clean the floors. Oh my gosh, it has attachments to clean the tub too! ::died and gone to heaven:: sigh...

I then actually uttered these words over the phone to him tonight, "I doubt I'll even LET you help me clean the house because this will be so much fun."

This, my friends, is my idea of excitement.

June Cleaver's got nuttin' on me........