My sis and I got together on Saturday for food, general teasing of son number 2 (Casey), manicures and shopping. The food was great, teasing Casey was fun. The manicures? Well, that was a bit scary. My manicurist (is that what they're called?) had warts on her hands and she left me with a few open cuticles so now I'm on wart watch. I've never had one, and don't plan to start now...

Casey gave us an update on the saga, with more details than Mommy wanted to know. You'll be happy to learn that I was right on how Cameron would take the whole thing. It was his get out of jail free card and Casey got out of the whole thing unscathed.

Last, we went to the mall. We'd just left Victoria's Secret and heard a payphone ringing. I dared my sis to answer it and say (in a strange voice), "Whattup Bitch?"



That must have stunned the person on the other end into silence.

Then another phone in that kiosk started ringing. So again, my sis answered it the same way.

Eventually, it went all the way around the kiosk, and all phones were answered properly.



Sometimes my sis would ad lib, but mainly kept to the script that was provided to her.

It occured to me that if we didn't have some place to go, and our feet weren't hurting, we could have been kept busy for hours.

.....because we're like that you know.