Did you know that the devil looks like Spongebob Squarepants? Well, in my nightmare he did.

Zoiks, what a nightmare I was having this morning. It was the type that you think you're awake and can't move your body. I kept trying to move, tried to roll over, and tried to get out of bed so the nightmare would be over, but I couldn't move a muscle in my body. F.R.E.A.K.E.D. me OUT.

So, there I was, paralyzed and shadows kept swarming over me. I was lying face down, so I couldn't see what was making the shadow, but I saw shadows. I also felt *things* sitting and pushing on my body (BJ was in the shower, so I knew it wasn't him). Suddenly the shadow came down next to the bed and that was when I saw a VERY SCARY looking Spongebob Squarepants. I wasn't sure if it was a nightmare or real and tried to move but couldn't. I couldn't even move my head.

Those big eyes and spongy head. Wow- it was scary. (OK, I know you're laughing that I'd be afraid of Spongebob Squarepants!)

BJ got out of the shower and opened the bathroom door just after I woke up. I told him about my scary dream and he made fun (of course!) saying that he always thought that Spongebob Squarepants looked kind of evil.



I dragged myself out of bed and came into the living room to start work while he got dressed. I heard a bunch of commotion in the kitchen and asked him what the heck he was looking for. Suddenly from around the corner came a Spongebob Squarepants sponge that someone had given him as a gag gift. BJ said (in his best Darth Vader voice) "I am Spongebob Squarepants and I'm from the dark side".

He sure knows how to make me laugh, even if he is mocking me.