Dear lady who hovers…..
Dear co-worker,
I've read that some women are afraid of catching diseases from toilet seats. I'm not usually one of those women, but today you've made a believer out of me.

I walked into one of the stalls in the WOMEN'S restroom and saw this:
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I've seen this before in the same restroom, only it wasn't to this degree. When it's five or so drops, I'll normally just wipe it up because I don't want anyone who passes me in the hall to think I was the culprit. But even *I*, the one who cleans up after other people, have my limits.

The picture doesn't even come close to representing what I saw, but I only had my cellphone with me and my cellphone doesn't like florescent lights. Beyond that, wouldn't you wonder about me if I took my regular camera into the bathroom?

It honestly looked as if someone had taken a hose to the left side of the toilet.

Being the curious sort that I am, I looked closer, just to make sure it was what I thought it was. Once confirmed, I ticked off all of the possible scenarios in my head of how someone could have possibly made such a mess. I could only conclude that it was a very bad hovering job.

Hover all you wish, nasty co-worker, but please clean up your mess. We're not ALL hoverers.

Thank you,
RisibleGirl

PS, in case you're wondering, I don't normally take my cellphone into the bathroom. I was on my way out of the office and had it in my purse. I had to document this though, because well, I live to blog about stuff that annoys me. I was SO afraid someone would walk in and catch me taking pictures of the toilet, let alone think I was the one who left this mess. I'm happy to say that neither occurred.

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 07/05 at 05:08 PM
  

FTS wrote:

One word: EWWWWWWW


  

E wrote:

Ok, being that I'm one who puts paper down on the seat, covering the entire thing before I sit, who uses paper to turn the door handle and the taps, and who uses my foot to push the flush button, all I can say is EEEEEWWWWWWWWW!

That would have inspired an email from me to all the female staff...and it wouldn't have been pretty.


  

elsa wrote:

Yick!


  

andrena wrote:

I know what you mean! I have come to the conclusion that women can be just plain nasty. I have done the same thing as you on occasion, because I don't want anyone coming in after me, to think it was me...

Just plain nasty!


  

Joker wrote:

i thot men were the ones who always did that. we had this poster in my old office - Men when you stand and do it lift the seat because women sit and do it.
was very effective!


  

janie wrote:

Yuck...i've never been one to hover, but that's enough to make me start!! I finally got my flip flops away from the kid. I.Love.Them. smile


  

Kowy wrote:

How odd.
I bitched about the same thing today.
Except I'm not as lucky as you. I took a quick look, was in a hurry, didn't see anything.... and SAT in it.


  

Thao wrote:

That's gross, yet funny. People are just nasty when they leave stains like that, what's worse are the poo stains. I mean, it's their stain so it shouldn't be as bad as cleaning someone elses.
And sitting in it, I've done that. Now I always lay paper down on the seat, soaks up better than those thin covers.


  

Anonymous G wrote:

FTS and E stole my first thought.

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww....!!!

My second thought?
I can't believe RG took a PICTURE!!

Eeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww, again!!! shut eye


  

Iki wrote:

Totally gross, and yet, I'm in awe of you for taking the picture. Even more for being able to get it off the cell phone. I'm in possession of a picture of the worst toupee ever seen, but there it sits on the cell phone, waiting for me to figure it out. *lol*


  

Chairman Meow wrote:

Maybe you should have this song playing in the bathroom?

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