First, y'all know that when I write about weird stuff that happens to me (like the previous post), I'm not really complaining- right? I'm one of those people that secretly loves it when I have funny things to write about- even if it's a wee bit uncomfortable for me while the event is happening. Seriously, it takes a helluva lot to make me miserable and I get over stuff in no time at all. So, please don't ever feel you need to tell me that everything will be OK or will get better. It makes me feel guilty about writing about this stuff because I don't want anyone worrying about me.

Well, unless I crack my head open- then you're allowed to worry about me. So, just remember when I'm writing about stupid stuff that people do (including me) I'm just writing about it because human nature fascinates me.

Mom- you have the right idea, by the way. Bring air freshener with me on the bus.

OK, with that out of the way....

I'm starting to do the sugar wind-down. I know that for some, there would be a few "Last Suppers", but that's never been my style. Sure, when I do have one of my precious peanut butter M&M's I'm thoroughly enjoying it- knowing that there will be a fond farewell soon. I've started emptying my candy drawer at work and putting it on one of the cabinets for the guys to finish off. It's not like I have a year's supply or anything; I have two bags of candy. Peanut butter M&Ms and Werther's Originals. I've saved just enough for Thursday.

I've also told everyone that I will no longer be their candy go-to source (first one's free!) because I'm cutting out sugar. The boys at work are sad because they knew they could always count on me. Too bad boys- go buy your own.

I'm kind of excited about eating healthier actually. Now that I *think* (I don't want to jinx anything by being pompous about it) I have the head stuff behind me, it's time to focus on my diet. I promise, this will NOT turn into a boring diet blog. I'll still post about unfortunate outfits and weirdos I run into on the train.