APB on missing butt
I've been faithfully dieting for the past few months, and doing pretty well. Some women lose the girls first, then stomach, thighs, etc. I lost in my legs first, then stomach and hips. Weird. Thankfully, the girls have remained steadfast. So far.

Recently, I've noticed that I have an ironing board butt.


I do not like this. Do you know how hard it is to find pants that don't make me look like an 80 year old man from behind?

I'm considering getting a set of these:
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Here's how the ad reads,
Padded Panty for Butt Enhancement & Rear End Shaping. Unique shaping panty brief with removable pads for rear end enhancement. Eliminate "monobutt" and a little extra depth to create a more defined and shapely rear end.

Monobutt? There's a term that I've not heard before.

Let's see, with a little photoshop magic, what these might do for my butt:
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Yeah- now THAT's more like it!

..edited to note that BER just saw my photoshopped image and said that I'm deranged. Hmmmph!

RisibleGirl was blabbing on about another adventure on 09/02 at 12:02 PM
  

Thaed wrote:

Ok, that was funny. But you definitely don't need any butt enhancement. smile


  

Stew wrote:

Then again, some things are too good to pass up. I'll now run this through the Get Stewed filter-o-tronic of truth and reveal...


  

Joel wrote:

Your photoshopped enhanced image reminded me of that SNL skit from a while back...the big butt family...can't remember their names but it was funny. Had never heard the term "monobutt" before...the padded underwear reminds me of football equipment I remember wearing in high school.


  

buzz wrote:

Oh yeah! That last picture of you?? HAWT! Nothing like having some junk in the trunk! Although you look like you got a couple of other folk's junk in there, too.

Actually, I think that first picture is much better. You look great!


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