I woke up from a HORRIBLE dream this morning. At first I was really upset, but now I'm laughing at how ridiculous it is.

As are almost ALL of my dreams.

Pipe in the dreamy harp music...

The bearded eye-roller and I were not married in this dream, but were clearly a couple. We were always part of a bigger group of people in every 'scene', but the rest of them were men (go me!). We all watched TV together, played video games together, went to movies together, etc. But the BER and I were always holding hands, kissing, and cuddling.

For some reason, BER decided that we should break up but wanted me to continue to be a part of the group of friends. I said that I'd be OK with this, and hoped in the back of my head that he'd change his mind.

Have any of you experienced this in real life? ::Raises hand::

Anyhoo... VERY SHORTLY (and suspiciously, I might add) after that, Marie Osmond joined our group of friends. She took a liking to BER and he took a liking to her. He asked me if it would bother me if they decided to date and, being the cool chick that I am, I said that he was free to do whatever he wished since we weren't together.

Of course, if you've ever been in this situation, you know that I didn't REALLY mean it.

So now, the hussy Marie Osmond is part of our group, and now she gets to sit with BER and hold his hand and cuddle with him, while I sit on the floor and pretend not to notice.

It was dreadfully painful, but I had to pretend that it wasn't because I'm soooooooo cool about things.

I woke up, just as I was begging him to leave the hussy Marie Osmond and marry me.

Suddenly not so cool, eh RisibleGirl?