Last night was CRAZY dream night. Wanna hear about it? SURE you do!

In one dream, I was the nanny for Suri Cruise. This dream seemed to go on for hours and hours because of all the detail. The highlights include the fact that she kept turning into a baby chick- but Tom and Katie were unaware. I seemed to be the only one that could see that she was a fluffy yellow chick (a HUGE fluffy yellow chick with diapers, by the way). At one point the dream got very stressful because I had her on the couch next to me and the bearded eye-roller sat on her- breaking one of her wings. I had to try to convince Katie that Suri needed to go to a veterinarian, not a pediatrician.

Let's analyze.... I've had dreams about Suri Cruise before and have to wonder what this lil' obsession is about. I think she's freakin' adorable, but aside from that, I don't give her much thought in my waking hours.

In other Tom Cruise dreams of the evening...
I was at the horse racing track with Tom Cruise (who was my employer in this dream, but nothing to do with nanny services) and one of my former managers. I told Tom that with the exception of looks, he was JUST LIKE the bearded eye-roller and I often got them confused. He just laughed and walked off to place his bets. I felt really stupid for having told him that because my former manager (not most recent former, by the way) told me I looked like I was a totally kissing-up to him.

Let's analyze.... I think this one might stem from spending so much time with our division executive lately. He's VERY charismatic (charming, even!) almost in a Tom Cruise way. I do fear that I might look like I’m kissing up sometimes because I’m truly a big fan of his and I’m sure it’s obvious that I like his style. I’m never quiet about things I appreciate. For the record, BER is nothing like Tom Cruise (or the division executive) in personality OR looks. I like it that way.

Lessee.... then there was the dream that I'd joined weight watchers and decided to use ALL my points for the week on a huge piece of chocolate cake. BER was really angry that I would spend my valuable WW points for such a stupid thing.

Let's analyze... BER doesn't give me ANY grief over anything that I eat (or don't eat). I could see myself using up all my points for the week to eat a luscious piece of chocolate cake though. There's always next week, right?

Now we'll talk about fun stuff I was doing in my sleep last night.

At one point I was sitting up in bed running my fingers through my hair (more like I was 'fake' shampooing) and sort of woke up. I say 'sort of' because I remember questioning myself if excessively running my fingers through my hair was normal, or should I stop and go back to sleep. In my infinite wisdom, I decided that it was normal so continued with messing up my hair. You should have seen my bouffant of a hair-do this morning. Seriously BIG HAIR.

The bearded eye-roller said that I woke him up because I was making so much noise tapping my teeth together. He said that it sounded like one of those wind up teeth toys and it took him a while to figure out where the noise was coming from.

::points to person who is afraid to go to the dentist because she probably has VERY scary looking teeth about now::

Nope- those drugs aren't doing a darned thing for me. No sleep study scheduled yet. I'm tired.

In FUN news..... I'm getting my hair cut today and blond highlights (foil) put in. I'll do a Risible Visible once I get home.